Spongebob! XX: Well I'm hooked. And Spongebob's a superhero

It's the final episodes of the season.

*not a very strong finish....awwwwww

Episode 20a: Hooky

I don't like this episode. But looking back on it, it does have some great moments. 

Apparently there are fisherman in the ocean. Mr. Krabs warn that the hooks are back. Spongebob goes to play with them, with motivation from Patrick.

Spongebob is like, those things are dangerous

And Patrick is like:

And I'm like, yes. Very.

Squidward and Mr. Krabs have some pretty great lines.

I just like that scene, well what Squid says. And people fish are just jerks apparently.

And a continuation of that scene.

*Also, Squidward has taken breaks before and after. Another proof in my belief that all episodes are cannon, but the episodes aren't in order.

I don't like the ending, so I am not going to talk about it.

Also, this joke has done similarly before, but it's still funny:

Also words of wisdom from Patrick Star: How can they be dangerous. They're covered in free cheese!

Episode 20b: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II

Le sigh. More Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. There has only been one good one. And that is.... IV? I think. So let's get this over with.

Spongebob wins some memorabelia of the heros in a contest. It bothers those eldery spandex wearing fools. So they make a deal. Spongebob gets to hang with them for a day. Best moments of the episode:

And thats it.

A lackluster finish to the season.

Season one has been conquered!

I made some compilations and stuff, but I want to make a title screen and stuff, so I'll try to do that on Friday before I move on to season two.

In the mean time I leave you with

THIS

and

THAT

Epicness is epic.

Spongebob! IXX: Spongebob is a god.... April Fools!

Episode 19a: Fools in April

It's been a week since April 1st, so now its only appropriate to do the April Fools episode. Spongebob loves this holiday apparently. He is soooooooo amazing at doing pranks /sarcasm.

Basically all his jokes are lame like that. So it isn't surprising Squidward gets seriously pissed off. So he pulls his own prank. Though what he does isn't really a prank but rather some cruel trap. At least Spongebob's tricks were in the April spirit, even if they were really lame.

Warning: Those feint of heart shouldn't watch horror movies, but this clip should be fine.

How he had time to secretly set that up is beyond me.

Squidward thought it was funny. Really, really funny.

No one else did. So the rest of his episode is him trying to unsuccessfully apologize.

Kind of a meh episode. Though the ice cube thing is hilarious.

Episode 19b: Neptune's Spatula

Ah, a good old classic.

Patrick and Spongebob visit the fry cook museum. Greatest museum idea ever. Underwater is a fun place: glove-themed amusement park, jellyfishing conventions, fry cook museums.

King Arthur style Spongebob pulls out a sacred spatula from some grease. Which would mean that he would be the royal fry cook to Neptune, king of the sea (Neptune is the roman god of the sea for those who dont' know). But Spongebob is well..... a sponge. King Neptune is unsatisfied and they, Neptune and the sponge, compete.

The rules are: the first to make 1000 patties wins. Neptune uses his magic to easily win, while Spongebob is able to create one. BUT Neptune's patties suck, while Spongebob's is delicious.

So delicious in fact:

Moral of the story: Perfect patties are made with love not magic.

So a little lesson for you.

Patrick has a bunch of good lines in this episode:

And the best motivational speech evar, well second after one from the second season which we'll get too soon.

A very good episode.

Spongebob! XVII: Fake treasure and advanced darkness

Episode 17a: Arrgh!

A lot of classic lines in this one.
Spongebob and Patrick are playing a board game where they hunt for treasure. Krabs joins in, gets obsessed. Spongebob doesn't want to play with him anymore, so  Mr. Krabs takes the two buffoons on an actually search for treasure as pirates.

Not the best crew to have:

But at least they are very very loyal

But Krabs is a tyrant. Makes them sleep outside. Also, he lied!

Mr. Krabs gets his comeuppance at the end. So all's well that ends with the jerks being punished.

There is also a sort of running gag in this episode of Mr. Krabs being sweaty.

Great episode with many great moments.

Episode 17b: Rock Bottom

One of the nominees for the best evar. It doesn't have as many laugh out loud moments as other episodes. It's sort of hard to explain, but as an overall story and as a whole it is one of my favorite episodes. Nothing that specific that I can highlight though, so here is the whole thing

Or would be, if blogspot wasn't being mean to me.

So I'm sorry that these moments aren't amazing, but with this episode, as I said previously, it's the whole, overall episode, not moment to moment.

So Spongebob and Patrick, coming back from Glove Word (an amusement park) miss their stop and end up in Rock Bottom. 

They don't like it there.

So Spongebob is abandoned. Most of the episode is him trying to get on a bus. It's great, but I can't make a "clip" of it. It's too long.

Anyways, he gets pissed at not being able to get on a bus, goes to the depot.

And this is where the horror factor starts to come in.

Will he escape?! Or be trapped there and be eaten alive!??!!!

Or will he go insane?!

No, he gets back to Bikini Bottom safely.

Spongebob XVI: Love, Anger, Desperation, and Sorrow

Episode 16a: Valentine's Day

Many people consider Spongebob and Patrick to be toooooootally gay for each other. This sorta episode might feed into those theories. Spongebob is into Valentine's Day and gets Patrick the greatest gift evar: A chocolate hot air balloon in the shape of a heart. BUT, in Estonia Valentine's Day is sõbrapäev which translates to Friend's Day. And that's what they are: really, really good friends.

This is a very emotional episode for Patrick. 

First, we see him having some talent and skill which quickly escalates to confusion and panic as per usual.

Then he gets crazy happy, because of Spongebob's promised epicness.

Spongebob had an elaborate scheme planned out. But it goes slightly array, and in a feat of desperation:

So, Patrick is not amused, but at least I can take some enjoyment in his siriusness.

Then, he rages. And boy, when Patrick rages, he really rages.

VIDEO

Quotables:

"Patrick need love too!"

"I defy you, heart-man!"

And I'll leave you with that epic cliffhanger.

Does Patrick brutally murder everyone else and defile their corpses? Or does some miracle from the sky solve the problem?

Watch the full episode somehow to find out!

Also, Spongebob is apparently a troll.

If I had editing skills, I'd try to put the proper face over his, but I think Sponge's expression is close enough.

Problem?

Good episode.

E16b: The Paper

Similar to the Idiot Box episode which comes in a later season, this episode involves the fact the Spongebob has epic imagination while Squidward lacks said skill. I bring up the other episode, because it has the more well known line that I wanted to mention:

So In this episode it is not a box, but rather a piece of paper. Squidward throws it out and Spongebob wants it. He won't stop pestering Squidward about it, so Squid does the rookie mistake in movies saying "not matter how much I beg or plead or etc, don't give it back, let me out, etc."

Then Spongebob does some epic stuff with the paper. Which is basically the entire episode. So I wont show everything. My two favorite ones are when Squidward tries to disprove the papers awesomeness, but fails miserably:

Too great.

And:

Which reminds me of an older episode where Spongebob is unable to play music with a napkin. I guess he practiced in the meantime.... or maybe regular paper and tissue paper are just too different.

Anyway, Squidward trades all his belongings for the paper, and then realizes what an idiot he is.

The good that comes out of it is, this episode answers the age old question: What would Spongebob look like wearing Squidward's shirt?

And there is your answer.

Great episode. Unfortunate it didn't air as often, as it is paired with the Valentine's Day one, which airs only at...well around Valentine's Day.

Spongebob XV: Dr. Patrick in Inception. BRAAAAWWWWWRRRRMMM

So ya, 

BRAAAAAAAAAAAWRMMMM!

Episode 15a: Sleepy Time

So before there was Inception, there was Spongebob invading peoples dreams. He flies out of his dream and goes into other main characters' dreams: Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and Pearl.

He even tried to put an idea into someone else's brain- Inception. BRAAAAAAAWRMMM. He was however unsuccessful, because for it to work the target has to have a brain in the first place.

So as great as Patrick's dream is. I prefer Squidward's. Such wonderful mjuuzik.

The voice of an angel.

In Spongebob's own dream he gets a drivers license.

Some interesting info there- apparently he lives on Conch street. Date of birth is July 14th, 1986. That makes him 25. So that settles the issue of his age he is.  Though I have a theory that the episodes aren't necessarily in the proper order in the timeline (this eliminates most contradictions between episodes). Also apparently Spongebob is 4 inches tall and weighs 1 oz. Which means Sandy should be a lot bigger than Sponge...but then again so should Squidward.

Also, Mr. Krabs' license is seen. Which has more interesting info

 

Born in 1942. Man is he OOOOOOOOOOOOld. And apparently twice as tall as Spongebob. Green eyes? Also Krabs' hair is N/A, but for Spongebob is says yellow? Something to think aboot.

This episode also features the greatest limerick. The floor is yours Gary:

A decent episode. It is like mini-episodes in each dream. Some are better than others. More important, lots of interesting info aboot Krabs and Sponge.

Episode 15b: Suds


Spongebob leaves his fridge door open all night which freezes his house(Ignore the fact that leaving the fridge door open would heat the house). SO he gets the sponge equivalent of the cold. Patrick stops Spongebob from going to the doctors and becomes


DOCTOR PATRICK!

 

Greatest montage evar. Well doctor montage atleast.


Patrick is also surprisingly clever.

Sandy takes Spongebob to the doctors, he gets treated. And Patrick gets his comeuppance, and that's it.

This episode aired a lot. I used to not really like it, but looking back on it it's actually quite good.

Spongebob! XIV: Kah-rah-té in THE FUTURE!

Episode 14a: SB-129

This is the 4th episode which will be nominated from the 1st season for the best episode evar thing I'll do....eventually

So here is the whole thing. Or at least there would be, but blogspot is being a jerk.

So here goes.

Spongebob and Patrick want to go jellyfishing with Squidward. All Squid wants to do is play the clarinet.

SO he runs away and hides. But gets trapped in the Krusty Krab freezer for 2000 years.

THIS is the future of undersea life:

Shiny isn't it?

In the future he meets Spongtron and apparently there are 486 clones, one for each letter of the alphabet. 

So he tries to go back with a time machine and ends up in prehistoric times. Has to escape from there, ends up in...well.... nowhere.

Then he makes it back to Bikini Bottem where some brutal time-traveling irony awaits him.

If that's a bit complicated, I'll let Squidward explain it himself

...That.... didn't help at all.

FF (fun fact): There is a calendar visible in the future showing the date March 6, 4017

Episode 14b: Karate Choppers

Apparently Spongebob and Sandy like karate. In this episode Spongebob is actually decent, though usually he gets the crap beat out of him and is overall physically very weak.

Spongebob gets paranoid about Sandy coming to fight him it affects him at his job. So Mr. Krabs hastily fires him. And Sponge's world is crushed:

Well, he does get his job back, but no karate. But the two friendos couldn't resit and things get out of hand.

I just love the line, it's like the Krusty Krab on crack from "Employee of the Month". Say some not very intense line very intensely.



Anyway, I don't feel like explaining too much, but in the end its all good. And Squid has another great line. He is just too awesome. Never change!

A very good episode.


And I love this face. Not his best, but still really good.

Spongebob! XIII: The horror. THE HORROR!

Aparently I forgot to upload this. I really did do it on Monday, but idk what happaned. So here. Better late than never.




Episode 13a: Scaredy Pants

Spongebob is scared of a lot of things, which makes Halloween a difficult time for him. So he tries to make a scary costume.

Redudant, but- the horror! THE HORROR!

He is unsuccessful though.

Spongebob "figures" out what the problem is; Patrick has a harder time using his "brain".

Sorta meh episode. But it is the first appearance of The Flying Dutchman. He is mentioned earlier, but this is the first time he says and does something.

Also, apparently Patrick is a woodsmith

And trees grow in Spongebob's closet.

Episode 13b: I Was A Teenage Gary

Ugh, a very unfunny episode. It has a few moments, but it is very miss.

Squidward is supposed to take care of Gary, Spongebob's snail, because Spongebob leaves for the weekend. He forgets, and Gary is dying. A doctor is called, gives them snail plasma. Squid accidentally pricks Sponge, who turns into a snail.

The initial transformation is pretty cool

Also Squid screams. A lot....... A lot.

Spongebob! XII: Spongebob works hard and goes to the prom*

*Not in that order

But before I get to the episodes, I thought about when doing the best episode evar at the end. I mentioned I'd limit it to 5 per season, but I only picked two 1st season episodes. That's not fair, so I decided to include two episode I already talked about:

E02b: Ripped Pants

E10b: F.U.N.

And for those who don't remember E05a: Pizza Delivery is also in, and the last two are later in the season.

Episode 12a: The Chaperon

I remember seeing this episode a lot. Too many times. Did not really like it. Hence why I only have one clip and it is just a song.... which is decent I guess.

Ugggghh.... the plot is that Pearl doesn't have a date for the prom, Spongebob goes, ruins everything. Pearl ends up having a decent time. Also, there is something about a dummy, idk.

But at least the following episode which is attached to this is good.

Episode 12b: Employee of the Month

Spongebob has been employee of the month consistently for a while. Squidward sees it for the sham that it really is- it is to make Spongebob work harder. Sponge however keeps constantly mocking Squidward, up to a point where the latter decides he'll usurp Spongebob.

They have an epic battle trying to prevent the other from getting to work on time. But when they do get to work, they go crazy. And as I like to call it

The Krusty Krab on crack (though I guess it is called Charlie Sheen nowadays)

A great episode, which may not be apparent by the fact I only have one clip, though it is hilarious.

Spongebob! XI: Muscular Ghosts

Before we get to the main event, I have some original content to present:

::drum roll::

I think some explanation is required. Starcraft II  (and Starcraft) has a unit called the Zealot, whose body is seen in the picture above. In the main game, one can only use the regular zealot, but in custom games there is more variety, including dark zealots and zealot outcasts. I couldn't find a decent picture of a zealot outcast, so I just used a regular zealot; it works well enough. And the heads attached to the bodies are those of Andre 3000 and Big Boi, the two members of the hip-hop group Outkast. 

SO there you go- zealot outkast. I. Am. Hilarious.

And now, back to the show:

Episode 11a: MuscleBob BuffPants

Spongebob is weak. Very weak. Very, very weak (most of the time; some episodes break this continuity).

So he sees this commercial:

To the careful examiner, it is apparent that these muscles do not make one strong. So the plot continues, that everyone is impressed by his muscles and Sandy enters him into the anchor throwing contest.

I remember seeing this episode a lot in my childhood and not really liking it. I continue to not like it.

Episode 10b: Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost

Luckily, this episode starts off strong with the greatest game ever:

Also, the rest of the episode stays quite strong. Squidward makes a wax statue of himself, S&B break it and believe that they killed Squidward. He then comes out of the shower in a robe with steam following behind, so S&B realize the obvious, that it is the ghost of Squidward. 

Squid takes advantage, making his neighbors obey his every word.

Like:

That is interesting, because Spongebob is able to play fantastic music with a piece of paper. Is a tissue really so different?

My favorite moment is one that is sooooooo not suited for the target audience:

Did you get it? Toulouse-Lautrec was a French artist in the late 19th century, which is something that young children obviously know. I applaud the writers for including this joke. Kudos!

Great episode.

Spongebob! X: A FUN talent show

Episode 10: Culture Shock

Squidward puts on a talent show at the Krusty Krab. People do things, some do well, some not so much. And for the moment they've all been waiting for..... Well, I'll let Squidward do it:

So, apparently besides being a great clarinet player, Squid is also an excellent dancer. BUT the audience doesn't think so. They much rather prefer Spongebob and his talent: mopping up after the show.

I guess people just hate Squidward and love Spongebob. 

A decent episode.

Episode 10b: F.U.N.

One of the most loved episode of all time. It's a Plankton-centric episode. He devises a plan to befriend Spongebob. And they sing this very well-known song:

Eventhough that is the most famous part of the episode, it has other great moments:

And then one of the most "dramatic" moments in all of the seasons:

An excellent episode.

Spongebob! IX: Squidwards do some drama.

Episode 09a: Nature Pants

Spongebob has his hippie phase, escaping his industrial life to go live in nature amongst jellyfish.

This doesn't result in too many jokes per say, but it does result in one of my favorite parts in Spongebob: when they purposely overdo the melodrama. Pretending to be serious never actually is. The drama from this episode mainly comes from Patrick not wanting his best friend to leave. So here is a compilation to show off the other side of Spongebob, where it isn't all fun and games.

Unforntunatly not that great of an episode. It seems that the 1st season, though it has some great, classic moments, overall isn't that fantastic. The 2nd and 3rd season kick it's ass.

What did you say!?

But the 1st season is still fantastic! Don't hurt me!...

Episode 09b: Opposite Day


Squidward has finally had it and wants to move. How he has managed this long is amazing. BUT it is tough to sell a house with crazy neighbors like S & P. He comes up with a pretty clever plan to make them quite and out of the way when the Realtor shows up. He claims that it is opposite day. Spongebob and Patrick have a lot of fun with it.

But then Squid unknowingly messes up. And Spongebob comes to the realization that...

And they of course mess up Squids plans to move.


A good episode.

Spongebob! VIII: Aliens wear Boots

Episode 08a: Sandy's Rocket

So it finally turns out that Sandy is a scientist. Kinda makes sense since she is a squirrel who lives underwater. And to prove she is smart:

So there you go. The definition of science!*

*Not to discredit her, but I believe the notation is a bit off. Might need to check her work.

Oh, and she has a rocket to go to the moon where she has been before. And at the end of the episode it turns out she has an outer space capable jet pack. Hi-tech stuff!

Everything is going well, Sandy plans to collect some data on moon rocks and Spongebob whined and bugged her until she decided to let him come along. And then someone comes along. Who else but Patrick?

They end up accidentally launching the ship and think they end up on the moon, but actually the go around the moon and end up back in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob can explain this: the aliens have projected their [Spongebob and Patrick] memories on to the environment to confuse them. Or more simply:

I won't spoil the finale, but it is a great episode you should check out.

Episode 08b: Squeaky Boots

A Mr. Krabs focused episode, the first one of a few. He messes up on his daughter Pearl's birthday. Oh ya, this episode first introduces Mr. Krabs' daughter, a teenage whale. To my knowledge there is no explanation as to why she is a whale, but lets leave it at that.

So Mr. Krabs buys the cheapest shoes he could find for his daughter, a pair of black squeaky fisherman boots. I don't know why underwater creatures would have fishing boots. In one episode Sandy mentions fishing and everybody else is disgusted, however fishing gets mentioned by the other characters a few times throughout the seasons. Anyway, Pearl doesn't want them, so he tricks into Spongebob wanting them. 

And Spongebob really loves them and is able to do some cool shit in those shoes.

Mr. Krabs conscience starts messing with him so he hears the squeaking at home. He steals the boots which only makes matters worse.

Yes, Spongebob went all 19th century on its audience. The main demographic probably wouldn't get the "Tell-Tale Heart," but looking back on this episode I greatly appreciate it.

Not a very good episode other than that one scene though.

Spongebob! VII: Chaos and more chaos

Episode 07a: Hall Monitor

Spongebob is chosen as hall monitor of the day by default at boating school. And he is soooo excited:

But by that time, the school day is over, so he goes and causes destruction about town. And becomes the terror of the city, the maniac. He recruits Patrick to help catch the maniac, ironically not knowing it's him.

Great episode (which is not apparent by the few clips I have made).


Episode 07b: Jellyfish Jam

Uhhhh, he gets a pet jellyfish, and apparently they are literally party animals. Techno music FTW! And so to get rid of them, he uses the power of music.

Not a very good episode. *GASP* Yes, it is true that not all Spongebob episodes are fantastic.

Spongebob! Six: Spongebob's friends and enemies

Episode 06a: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Well this is an Batman or other comic hero parody.....though I guess other superheros suit the bill too. It's just since he has the sidekick I always associate them with Batman and Robin, though I guess Aquaman would be more appropriate as they are people who live in water and can communicate with sea-creatures.

Spongebob and Patrick are fans and find out they live in the local retirement home, so they try to get them to fight crime again.

But it is tough for people like these to fight crime:

You may think they are old and useless. That is probably true, but Spongebob doesn't agree:

An alright episode. Personally I don't really like the superhero duo....

Episode 06b: Pickles

So apparently Spongebob has a big rival, Bubble Bass.

He shows up to the Krusty Krab orders this:

And Spongebob forgets the pickles. This messes up his psyche and he can't do anything right. Somehow they make this into a 10 min episode.

Spongebob gets his shit in order and returns to the Krusty Krab, and they have an epic face-off:

But anyway, my favorite lines involve Squidward in this episode (like from the first clip and then this):

Unfortunately, he apparently can't cook (which seems a bit inconsistent, since in other episodes he is forced to cook and doesn't do nearly as bad):

And therefore people don't really like him:

Great episode.

Also Bubble Bass is not a recurring character. He has a cameo in a later episode and I think that's it, but it seems like he and Spongebob had a big rivalry in the past...

Spongebob! Lesson 5: Despair of Pizza and Pineapples

Episode 5a: Pizza Delivery

As with anything, there is a desire to determine what is the best. Spongebob is no exception. Going through the seasons, I picked out some of the best episodes. So when I get done with all the episodes in like 50 years, then I can do a countdown of the top episodes. But there are so many great episodes, so I had to narrow it down to five episodes a season..... except for the first season, because there weren't many stand out episodes....except for this and one other.
Anyways, this episode doesn't really have any great standout moments. Rather the reason I like this episode is the good story arc, constant stream of good humor and that fact the Squidward apparently has a heart.
So here is the entire episode.....I'm probably ruining some copyright laws. I think I need to stay stuff, like I don't own the rights to Spongebob Squarepants. They belong to Nickelodeon (I guess).

Best Episode Ever Nominee:

Episode 5b: Home Sweet Pineapple

Spongebob's home is devoured by nematodes. All that's left is a pebble.
So he has to go home to his parents. Patrick saves the day, and invites Spogebob to stay over at his place. The results are not great.....but hilarious:

Spongebob tries to stay at Squid's, but that's obviously not going to work.

So the episode ends with this dramatc scene:

And he goes to live with his parents, and we never hear from Spongebob again.......
Wait, that's not right. The pebble was a seed which spits out a home, identical to what he had before. The status quo is restored. And Spongebob tells Squid, as he does on more than a few occasions, "I'm back forever."

Overall, this episode is alright

Spongebob! Lesson 4: The importance of friendship and seatbelts

Waaaaaay two happy

Episode 4a: Naughty Nautical Neighbors

Spongebob and Patrick have too much fun.

And Squidward doesn't like it. So he makes them get in a fight. And what a glorious battle of words it is

But both Pink and Yellow need some sort of friends. So Patrick and Squidward hook up*, but it is somewhat of a mismatch:

Spongebob doesn't fare so well:

Spongebob Squarepants is not all fun and game; some episodes feature moments of very sirius drama.

But all ends well, with Spongebob and Patrick making up and destroying everything Squidward holds dear in the process. 

Good episode.

*I'm not going to spoil all of the events of an episode, basically just the general arc, plus minor details one would need to know in order to understand the concept of my clips.

Episode 4b: Boating School

Spongebob's age becomes even more ambiguous as it turns out he goes to boating school and has failed the test 27 28 times. No one has faith that he can pass the test, especially this random fish apparently

Well he is very bad, all he does is floor it, resulting in heavy damage and destruction. Remember this, as the fact the Spongebob can't drive comes into a play in a couple of episodes.

So Patrick devises a clever plan. Yes, Patrick.... he isn't so dumb in the begin inning actually. And Spongebob tries to cheat his way through the exam. But suddenly his conscience comes into play. And yes, I did just reference Eminem when discussing Spongebob, you silly. (That last sentence is a reference to the first Spongebob episode, so I came full circle)

An alright episode

Spongebob! Episode 3

Hey, I didn't forget this time!

Episode 03a: Jellyfishing 

We are introduced to the art of jellyfishing obviously. This is Spongebob's and Patrick's favorite pastime, and they want to let their friend Squidward enjoy it as well.

Why does Spongebob wear glasses? I don't know, though in later episodes I believe he mentions something about safety first when putting on those spectacles.
Squidward of course would never want to hang out with his two neighbors, so to get around this problem, this happens:

So much suspense, eh?
So Squid's in a full body cast, and thus unacceptable to the wrath of the pink and yellow. Not a very funny episode overall. Can't all be winners, though most are.



Episode 03b: Plankton!

And no, I did not add that exclamation point myself, silly. Plankton is just that awesome, and he is finally introduced. It really  is a shame, that Larry the lobster was in an episode before this microorganism.

Anyways, Plankton owns a competing restaurant to the Krusty Krab called the Chum Bucket, but has no customers, so he is out to steal the Krabby Patty formula. It's silly in the sense, it shouldn't be that hard to get- just pay some dude to buy a burger and bring it over, but whatevs.


So this time Plankton tries bribing Spongebob

who is too loyal however, so he mind controls him which causes this creepyiness

Also, in this episode there is a running gag of Plankton's record player, which I believe isn't featured in any other episodes.

I won't spoil how plankton fails.
But he gets awfully close


A solid episodes.

Spongebob! #2

So I forgot to do this yesterday, but whatevs. I thought that it would be more anyway efficient to do it biweekly, since there are a loooot of episodes and once a week it would take forevers. So it's going to be Mondays and Fridays from now on, unless I change my mind again.

Episode 2a: Bubblestand

SO Spongebob opens up a stand in front of is house offering bubble blowing for a quarter. He also gives lessons, because he is an expert bubble blower, and personally I didn't know this is how you blow bubbles:

If that isn't impressive enough, Spongebob can even make a bubble giraffe elephant!

Overall a decent episode.

Episode 2b: Ripped Pants


So Spongebob is a funny guy:

But Larry the lobster steals Sandy away from him with his big muscels. Spongebob accidently rips his pants trying to lift waits, and he has found a new joke to get everybody's attention. He goes through a couple gags, and has one of the best lists ever:

And in the end, he treats us to his first song, that has lasted through the ages.

A very good episode.

Spongebob likes compliments....and attention

Spongebob!

So here is the promised new weekly segment.
It is to honor one of the greatest shows ever made:
Spongebob Squarepants
For those of you who don't know him........You had no childhood.

I'll go through an episode week by week (clarification: a 30 min show consist of two episodes technically, so I'll to two per week I guess), showing clips n stuff. And at the end of the season I'll have compilations n stuff. Hopefully this will be enjoyable.

Season 1:
Episode 1a: Help Wanted
The series starts off strong. Introduced to Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and Mr. Krabs. Spongebob goes to get a job at the Krusty Krab. However, the best line in the movie is uttered by an unusual source, his stingy boss. This is one of his few non-money related lines:

Upon watching these older episodes again, I have gotten an appreciation for Squidwards humor. Before I didn't really like him. He isn't my favorite character all of a sudden, but he went up the ranks. I mean with lines like these:

Has a solid story for a pilot episode.

Episode 2b: Reef Blower
Series started off strong, but then there is episode. There are literally no lines. It is just Spongebob trying to clear his front yard with a reef blower (like a leaf blower, but underwater). Some gags are great, but you can only go so far without dialogue.

Episode 2c Tea at the Treedome:

Introduction of Sandy and her dome full of air. Another decent episode, but not one with some great gags to highlight. Though I love this bit of voice acting, and it shows Spongebob's ability for sarcasm:

Ahhhhhhhh, Spongebob! you can have 3 consequtive ass jokes, followed by slapstick, but then you also have such great random humor and word play.